Monday, July 31, 2006

I Have Conquered The Space-Time Continuum

Despite the fact that I just wrote that last post, and I'm pretty sure that it's about 2pm on 31st July, it seems to have gone back in time, meaning that I correctly predicted the heatwave and the Soho power cuts before they happened.

I'm bathing in my new seer-like powers right now, and awaiting a band of followers to feel this exciting, new disturbance in the aether and drift into my sordid corner of North London, where they will set up camp and make me tea. Tea, do you hear me?! Tea!

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