Just Resting My Mince Pies Day 9: Return Of Teh Qute

One of the nice things about working in the same place as your no-rings-please-we're-too-antisocial-to-host-a-party heterosexual life partner is that when the faecal matter starts to fly around the place like a cloud of horrible starlings, as it does with quite worrying frequency in our fabulous establishment, he will know instantly what to do: down tools and send me a calming video of a cat hugging his teddy.

That's it!